December 2011
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Shit My Friends Say
RE: The FLOTUS having a fatty. Him: I bet Barack stay slappin Michelle’s ass. Like, “Come here, Michelle. I’m bout to be President of them united guts. Witcho fat ass.” Me: e__O 
Dec 31st
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Shit My Friends Say
Re: My recent trip to London. I flew out on Christmas and I hit my homie up to let them know my flight made it safely. I love my friends more and more each day, yo. Me: You will be able to celebrate Christmas next year.. cause I didn’t die. I made it safely. Them: Thank you so much for not dying and ruining my Christmas. Can you imagine how terrible that would be for me?!? I get tears in...
Dec 31st
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Shit My Friends Say
Him: Aye, stupid people be happy yo, cause they stupid.
Dec 18th
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zftp replied to your post: Me: Dude. I’ve had Thundercat’s ‘Walkin’ on repeat… i have to play that song for 2hrs every time i decide to play it myself… first time i heard it, it was on repeat for about 48 hrs straight. no bullshit It’s unfair how dope this joint is.
Dec 7th
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Me: Dude. I’ve had Thundercat’s ‘Walkin’ on repeat for the last 2 hours. Him: That song is the absolute shit and anyone who disagrees has a man for a mother. I swear I fucking love my friends and the ignorant shit they say. Check it out for yourself…. Thundercat - Walkin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh31etowmbk
Dec 7th
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Dec 1st
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